Have You???

Copied from BigDubb, who copied from someone else, who copied from someone else, etc, infinity, googooplex...

Snuck out of the house – A few times when I was young. Then my Mom planted a giant rose bush under my window. Smart.

Gotten lost in your city - Every street in downtown Portland is a one-way street. So, naturally.

Seen a shooting star – Many times.

Been to any other countries besides the united states – Mexico (several times), Canada, Poland (lived there 6 years), Austria (lived there 1 year).

Had a serious surgery – I've never even broken a bone. Knock on wood...

Gone out in public in your pajamas – In college all the time. I took half my finals in my pjs.

Kissed a stranger – Every New Year's until I met my husband.

Hugged a stranger – Every New Year's until I met my husband.

Been in a fist fight – Once in college with this stupid girl who thought I was sneaking around with her boyfriend. This was the same day as my boyfriend's prom.

Been arrested – Never.

Laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose – Definitely coke...never milk.

Pushed all the buttons on an elevator – I don't think I have.

Swore at your parents – Totally. They didn't speak as much English as I did when I was younger so I totally tok advantage of it.

Been in love – Once...now

Been close to love – Once

Been to a casino – More times than I can count.

Been skydiving - Totally freaks me out. Never.

Skinny-dipped – It's how my husband first saw me naked.

Skipped school – Good god...more times than I can count.

Seen a therapist - Never.

Done the splits - Totally. On roller skates.

Played spin the bottle – Yup.

Gotten stitches – Nope.

Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour – Ewww. I'd rather drink muddy water.

Bitten someone – I don't think so.

Been to Niagara Falls - Nope

Gotten the chicken pox – My brother & I had them at the same time when we were small.

Kissed a member of the opposite sex – Absolutely.

Crashed into a friend's car - Nope.

Been to Japan – No, but it's something I really want to do.

Ridden in a taxi – Ridden in a taxi...puked in a taxi...we go way back.

Been dumped - A few times.

Shoplifted – I used to steal make-up when I was in 8th grade.

Been fired – Once, and it was for such a stupid reason. I told my boss that I was going to continue school once the summer was over. He fired me on the spot because I wasn't "in it for the long run". It was a bartending job for god's sake.

Had a crush on someone of the same sex – yes...in college...my experimental phase.

Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back – My entire high school experience. I always fell for guys who were totally not into me.

Gone on a blind date – Only once. And we became friends with benefits. It was awesome.

Lied to a friend – I used to be a really big liar.

Had a crush on a teacher – Oh Mr. Lawrence...sophomore year geometry. He knew what he was doing teaching at an all-girls high school.

Celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans - Nope

Been to Europe - I was born there.

Slept with a co-worker – Nope

Been married – Am now.

Gotten divorced - Never and I don't plan on it.

Had children – None. Childbirth is my worst fear. I don't like pain.

Seen someone die - When I was 7. We were immigrating to the US from Austria and spent the night at some sort of camp with 200 other immigrants. There was a guy who was snoring really loud. Some other dude took a leg off a table and beat the snoring guy to death. I was 7. It still haunts me.

Had a close friend die – Sophomore year in high school this one girl that everybody was friends with died of leukemia.

Been to Africa - Nope

Driven over 400 miles in one day – Many times. San Diego to Portland...LA to Nebraska...LA to BC.

Been to Canada – Yes. Expo '86 with my parents.

Been to Mexico – So many times. Rosarito, Puerto Vallarta, Cabo & TJ.

Been on a plane – So many times.

Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show – Not my thing.

Thrown up in a bar – No, but in the cab on the way home from the bar.

Purposely set a part of myself on fire – Um, no.

Eaten Sushi – More times than I can count.

Been skiing/snowboarding – Snowboarding once. It frustrated the hell out of me.

Met someone in person from the internet – Nope.

Lost a child - Nope.

Gone to college - BS in advertising.

Graduated college – BS in advertising.

Fired a gun – I fired a shotgun at some cans when I was 7. That day I learned that I have no aim and horrible hand-eye coordination.

Purposely hurt yourself – I scratched my boyfriend's name with a razor into my ankle in high school. I only did it because my friend did. It was lame.

Taken painkillers - Totally. I've had 3 root canals. I've had vicodin, motrin & codeine.


Kiddo78 said...

Hmmmm....and I was just thinking "what do I have to post about today...??" I'm stealing this too!

BigDubb said...

You must tell your college story with the roommate.

ab said...

BigDubb, do you mean the story of the fight?