Marriage Troubles

This morning I was doing the usual ritual before work: drinking my tea while watching the Today show. Matt Lauer was interviewing Ms. California, the plastic blond girl who is now apparently (in her words), "Fighting to protect marriage" by being against gay marriage. To me, this is completely ridiculous. Just then, B came in from the other room and the following conversation took place (please try to read the tremendous amount of sarcasm here):

Me: Babe, I feel that our marriage has been compromised.
B: I know, ever since they started letting people of the same sex get married, I feel as though you and I have been drifting apart.
Me: As if the sanctity that is our marriage is now gone.
B: Because people we don't know and probably will never know or even meet are getting married.
Me: I'm glad we are on the same page.
B: That bitch is crazy, but did you check out her rack???

I love that I married a smartass.


Big Hair Envy said...

Thanks for stopping by for a visit!!! I hope you'll be back again soon:)


Predo said...

Ah, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man! I think I love him already!!!!!!!

On a side note, the bigger the rack the better the interview, right?

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belladella said...

Sounds like my hubby! It is always about the rack. Thanks for stopping by my little place. Hope you have a great weekend!