Where's The Beef?

Ok, I will be the first to admit that I have had some pretty odd dreams. I used to dream about flying just by holding my breath, about not caring for a baby enough, and much more. But the dream I had last night tops them all in the random/out of my ass category.

I am in a locker room putting on a bathing suit. Apparenty I am on a swim team. I walk out and notice a big crowd in the audience. I am walking past the first row of people when I notice my freshman year (high school) boyfriend sitting in the first row. So I make sure to walk all sexy past him.

I am ready to compete. I jump in the water and kick ass in the first round. Then it's the 2nd round and I find myself having a lot of trouble gaining momentum. It's like the water resistance is too strong for me. I dive under and try to kick really hard. I come up for air and notice that the entire swimming pool is filled with ground beef. GROUND BEEF, PEOPLE. I lose the race and sit on the side of the pool for the remainder of the time. After I get out of the pool it is no longer filled with ground beef and I have none on me.

Just as a disclaimer, I had no alcohol and did not take any acid last night.

5 comments:

Christine said...

I used to have the baby neglecting dream all the time. Would just forget about the baby and leave it lying around. Love your ground beef dream. That is so gross!

Josh said...

sounds like you and ben need to take a trip to red robin..or uh..a shrink

katie said...

Ugg, that is nasty. Was it cooked at least? Raw ground beef is so sick.

Kiddo78 said...

Dreams are just weird. I dreamt that I was speaking in French or German once...and understood what others were saying in that language. I woke up like a typical American and could only speak English. It's good to dream sometimes. The pool of beef grossed me out...

lynne said...

sick...not only was there that much ground meat but you were actually swimming in it.
Let's analyze...you obviously love meat...take that anyway you want to;)