Overheard

Last night Ben & I were on one of our nightly walks around the neighborhood. There were these two people a little ahead of us. Our neighborhood is pretty quiet so we could pretty much hear what they were saying:

Woman: We should use the back door.
Man (sarcastically): But I thought you weren't into that.
Woman: What? No, I really think we should use the back door.
Man: Well I've always wanted to but I thought you weren't into that.
Woman: What do you mean, you use the back door every day.
Man: OK, if you say so. But we'll be needing some lubrication.
Woman: Why, did you hear it squeak or something? I think there's some WD-40 in the shed.

Seriously lady. Pick up on the hint already!!!

12 comments:

Christine said...

That's hilarious. I love a good overheard conversation!

BigDubb said...

I probably would have yelled

"In the ASS lady"

and just waited for a reaction.

Orchid Lover said...

HAHAHA, I'm literally laughing out loud at my desk from this post. How funny!! I was on my walk and heard some lady bitching out some guy she was "walking with" last night... and by "walking with" I mean she was about 5 steps ahead of him and still screaming at him

katie said...

That is great! I wonder if she ever "got it." Teee Heee!

Stacy said...

That is so funny,I am always last to catch on to Greg's dirty references...prudy that I am.

Josh said...

that right there, is the difference between how most men think..and how most women think

Anonymous said...

Don't know what's more funny. The lady's response or the fact that someone is sad enough to post complete waste of time crap like this in a blog.

ab said...

Oh silly anonymous person. If it's such a big waste of time then don't read it. Don't take yourself so seriously. Life isn't all about current events & politics. Sometimes you have to stop and enjoy the little things.

Mr. W said...

Basically... Git R' Done!!!! That was a funny post and anonymous, if you comment on a blog, show some balls and leave a name.

Kiddo78 said...

Sorry for my long absence of comments - I'll try to be better! What a great conversation to overhear. I would have yelled to the guy, "Divorce her!!" Maybe...

Stacy said...

Where are you Ab?????

BigDubb said...

I now hypothosize that Anonymous is synonmous with Fucker.

In my book anyway.

To think they are critiquing wastes of time, when they wrote the damn comment. Idiot.