Luke, Your Father Was HOT

I loved Star Wars Episode III. I didn't much care for episode 2 because of the love story aspect. I suppose they had to get that out of the way since Luke & Lea have to be conceived somehow. So I was happy to see all the special effects and action return as the focal point in episode 3. Yoda kicked ass as usual. I couldn't help but laugh. Oh, and apparently there is one portion of the movie where the chancellor mentions "resolve". This is supposed to be a jab at George Bush and his evil ways. It's not too obvious but I did catch on to it. Apparently George Lukas can't stand the guy. And who can blame him, really.

But my favorite part of all of Hayden Christiansen. Who knew he was so freakin hot? He was OK in episode 2, he was just a little whiny. OK, a lot whiny. But he did evil really well. And can you take off your shirt just one more time please? Thank you! All in all, I felt like all of the pieces of the Star Wars puzzle fit together after all this time.

5 comments:

Kiddo78 said...

I've never seen any of the Star Wars movies. Well, my sisters took me to whichever one was new circa 1983, but I fell asleep.

The Unprocessed Project said...

I have yet to see any of them. I need to get with the program.

:) said...

you..are WRONG. go read my current review :)

ab said...

Geez Josh. I still liked it and there's nothing you can say to change my mind. You can't tell but I'm sticking my tongue out at you right now.

:) said...

you liked it cuz you want to see hayden nekkid :)

and im waiting for a sassy comment from you about star wars in my blog :)