Pet Buddy

I am a victim of an infomercial. I have never bought anything featured in an extended length TV commercial. On Sunday Ben & I were enjoying our own Easter celebreation. It involved drinking Sunny Delight & vodka. I'm sure my Polish ancestors were very proud of me. At the peak of drunkedness a commercial came on for the Pet Buddy. It's a vacuum for your dog. If your dog sheds (like mine does year-round), you plug the Pet Buddy into your vacuum. The Pet Buddy has a super long hose so that the vacuum can sit in another room. That way the vacuum noise doesn't freak out your dog. So you basically vacuum your dog with this thing. We were so freakin drunk & excited that I was ordering the thing online before the commercial was even over. Just as I was going to hit "submit order" Ben yells out "Don't forget to have it overnighted." But of course, that seems so logical.

So yesterday the UPS man knocks on our door and brings us this huge box. We both look at eachother like "What did you order now?" We had no recollection at all. Then we opened the box and saw "Pet Buddy" written on a sheet of paper inside. We both looked at eachother and just started cracking up. We had completely forgotten.

Luckily the Pet Buddy does what it says, and got Sophie pretty shed-free. We also managed to clean up the couch of dog hair as well. But I can't believe I paid money to have it sent overnight. I blame you, Belvedere Vodka!

13 comments:

katie said...

Oh I need this thing. Two shedding dogs at my house. Do you know the website? Seriously.

ab said...

petbuddy.com

Get the free couch/furniture cleaning attachment. It totally works.

Josh said...

oh..i have got to see the website for this. my wife, who used to claim she lvoed dogs and wanted one..now is saying she doesnt..cuz the hair would annoy her and her allergies..and doesnt want the responsibility. well..if the pet buddy can eliminate one of the two...she will be running out of ammo! :)

katie said...

It's ordered. I am so excited! Thanks for the info.

Josh said...

oh..i have got to see the website for this. my wife, who used to claim she lvoed dogs and wanted one..now is saying she doesnt..cuz the hair would annoy her and her allergies..and doesnt want the responsibility. well..if the pet buddy can eliminate one of the two...she will be running out of ammo! :)

Josh said...

oh..i have got to see the website for this. my wife, who used to claim she lvoed dogs and wanted one..now is saying she doesnt..cuz the hair would annoy her and her allergies..and doesnt want the responsibility. well..if the pet buddy can eliminate one of the two...she will be running out of ammo! :)

Josh said...

oh..i have got to see the website for this. my wife, who used to claim she lvoed dogs and wanted one..now is saying she doesnt..cuz the hair would annoy her and her allergies..and doesnt want the responsibility. well..if the pet buddy can eliminate one of the two...she will be running out of ammo! :)

Josh said...

oh..i have got to see the website for this. my wife, who used to claim she lvoed dogs and wanted one..now is saying she doesnt..cuz the hair would annoy her and her allergies..and doesnt want the responsibility. well..if the pet buddy can eliminate one of the two...she will be running out of ammo! :)

Josh said...

sheesh. sorry. my browser was jacked.

Kiddo78 said...

Drunk on a Sunday afternoon? I'm proud of you...

katie said...

I just got my confirmation. 4-6 weeks. Wha?!!! I should of done the quick ship.

Anonymous said...

The website for the PetVac is http://www.1seenontvstore.com/pet-buddy.html

Anonymous said...

Good shit but please get rid of the fucking background! I had o highlite every thing just to read it and flowers always suck in this situation.