Sucks

Cold/Flu update: It has been exactly one week and I still have the cold. It changes forms every few days. Today I was eating lunch. Sandwich...no problem. Apple...no problem. Then, right as I take a mouthful of cookie, the coughing starts. Not choking, mind you. Just my throat itching like there were 1 million little tiny twitching feathers down there. And of course the cookie was not swallowed as a result. Why did it have to wait until the best part of the meal to act up? And now the coughing won't stop.

Serously, I'm investing in those Michael Jackson surgical masks next time I travel.