Just stick the Victoria's Secret catalog in the horse's ass, thanks!
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- Calling it an Internet Website.
- Calling it an ATM Machine.
- Double clicking on links.
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- Non-dairy desserts that taste like forbidden dairy desserts.
- The ability to spell correctly.
- Wit and sarcasm.
- Common sense.
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Oldies but Goodies
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Talk about getting shit in the mail.
No lie, my mother and her husband have a mailbox that is a vikings helmet. Face mask and everything. It is like a three foot beachball ontop of a post. U-G-L-Y.
They couldn't figure out for the life of them why the kids down the street kept fucking with it.
When erin saw it the first time she laughed so hard she cried.
Good thing Ihave no genetic relationship to my mother. God only knows what I might have a mailbox.
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