My Ass Thanks You

I will be the first to admit it. I have a round butt. It's not large by any means, but it has created some issues for me in the way of buying jeans and underwear. See, for some reason, designers think it's a good idea to design clothes either around your waistline or around your hips. But nobody ever paid any attention to a girl's rear end. For example. I have issues when buying jeans. The waist size will be perfect, but extremely tight around my butt. Much tighter than I am comfortable wearing. So to compensate, I have to buy one size larger, which then creates the problem of the jeans being just right around my butt and very loose around my waist. So then I have to wear a belt to make up for this. It's an entire process.


The same goes for underwear. I have always enjoyed nice undies, I am not a fan of the granny panties. But none are comfortable enough and cute enough at the same time. This weekend I decided to spend a gift certificate that my Mom had given me for Christmas. I went to Nordstrom and found the perfect underwear. Boy cut. Why have I never tried these before? They fit like they were made for my bootie. And I didn't even have to do the eventual up-sizing just to accommodate my round ass. I thank you, Mr. Calvin Klein, for having the vision to accommodate us round-bootied girls. In return, I will now contribute to your profits even more than I already do.

5 comments:

BigDubb said...

Erin wears those boyshort style of knickers, I love 'em. kinda sexy in an endrogenous way.

what was ben's response?

ab said...

He loves him some undies, no matter what they look like. But he did especially like the red ones I got.

I miss reading your stuff!!!! Thanks for stopping by.

Kiddo78 said...

I'm so happy for you, your bootie and CK!! Maybe he'll read your blog and send you some free ones...

Orchid Lover said...

I love boyshort undies too and the general consensus from guys so far is that they prefer those on girls too. I have the same problem as you. Jeans are my worst shopping item

Josh said...

my wife wears thongs. i wouldnt want her to wear boy undies. i wear boxers meself.