7 Things...

I was tagged by Kiddo...

Seven things you plan to do before you die:

1. Get in the best shape of my life.
2. Go to Australia
3. Travel for several months at a time.
4. Hang gliding in Hawaii.
5. Live in Hawaii.
6. Have a brand new house built just for me.
7. Go to Austria. I lived there when I was little.

Seven things you can do:

1. Wiggle my ears.
2. I have an uncanny ability to calm people down.
3. Write an essay/paper in an amazingly short amount of time and get an A on it.
4. Speak Polish fluently.
5. Speak enough Spanish to get by just fine.
6. Identify any foreign language just by hearing somebody speak it.
7. Be the biggest smartass you will ever meet.

Seven things you can't do:

1. Draw…anything.
2. Sing. Simon would laugh at me.
3. Keep in touch with people from high school.
4. Play any sport that requires hand/eye coordination. Especially golf & softball. It’s embarrassing, really.
5. Kill roaches. The crunch sound makes me gag.
6. Drive a stick shift. I have no patience to learn. That or nobody has the patience to teach me.
7. Keep a straight face. My emotions are on the outside at all times.

Seven things that attract you to the opposite sex:

1. Intelligence.
2. A nice, muscular chest. No bodybuilder/meat head types, though.
3. A deep voice.
4. A good sense of style. No manpris allowed here!
5. The ability to put up with a smartass like me & dish it right back.
6. A good attention span.
7. Set goals.

Seven things you say most:

1. Ummm…not so much.
2. Are you kidding me right now?
3. Hi (insert client name), I just wanted to remind you that your advertising deadline is quickly approaching. I can’t place this ad without your approval.
4. Who said Starbucks?
5. Does it smell like cake to you? I’m hungry now.
6. I really need to go to the gym today.
7. Yes, I’m watching Friends again. (Usually said to Ben)

Seven celebrity crushes:

1. Jack Johnson
2. Johnny Knoxville
3. Josh Duhmel
4. Matt Damon
5. George Clooney
6. Lenny Kravitz
7. Rebecca Romijn

Seven people you want to take this quiz:

1. BigDubb
2. Josh
3. Christine
4. Stacy - Dammit, Stacy. You already took the initiative.
5. Lynne
6. Gina
7. Whoever the hell wants to