He Didn't Miss A Beat

This morning I was leaving for work and saying good-bye to Ben as he was in a deep sleep. He has Mondays off. Here's how the conversation went:

Me: Bye, honey. Have a good day off. I'll be home early.
Ben: OK, just call me when you're leaving work.
Me: Why...so you can tell your bitches & hos to leave before I get there?
Ben: Baby, you're the only bitch AND ho I need.

All was said while half asleep & eyes closed. Gotta love it.

4 comments:

katie said...

How cute that you are his one and only bitch AND ho. You are so lucky.

ab said...

Yeah, my Mom would be so proud.

Josh said...

i thought girls liked a-holes, not guys liking bitches.
dang..i just dont understand women.
:)

Kiddo78 said...

Awwww....cute. You are lucky.