He Didn't Miss A Beat

This morning I was leaving for work and saying good-bye to Ben as he was in a deep sleep. He has Mondays off. Here's how the conversation went:

Me: Bye, honey. Have a good day off. I'll be home early.
Ben: OK, just call me when you're leaving work.
Me: Why...so you can tell your bitches & hos to leave before I get there?
Ben: Baby, you're the only bitch AND ho I need.

All was said while half asleep & eyes closed. Gotta love it.


katie said...

How cute that you are his one and only bitch AND ho. You are so lucky.

ab said...

Yeah, my Mom would be so proud.

Josh said...

i thought girls liked a-holes, not guys liking bitches.
dang..i just dont understand women.

Kiddo78 said...

Awwww....cute. You are lucky.