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Thief Steals Poop From Woman Walking Dog

SAN DIEGO - Police in San Diego are searching for a gunman who swiped a bag of poop from a woman out walking her dog.

The woman told police that she was out walking her dog, Misty, on Monday night when a man in his 20s ran up behind her and grabbed the bag she was holding.

When the gunman discovered what was in it, he threw it down in disgust, pointed his gun at the 32-year-old woman and demanded money, San Diego police detective Gary Hassen said.

He then aimed his .22-caliber semiautomatic at Misty and pulled the trigger twice but the gun didn't fire, Hassen said.

The robber ran to a waiting small, silver car and fled the scene, police said.

3 comments:

Orchid Lover said...

Hahaha! How hilarious! What luck that guy had, oh well, serves him right

The Unprocessed Project said...

I agree with BigDubb. Don't the police in San Diego have better things to do? Funny story though!

Anonymous said...

He tried to fire a gun at the woman two times.

That's attempted murder... that's why they are bothering.