Oh Mom

My Mom called me last night just as I got home from a long day at work.

Me: Hi Mom. What's going on?
Mom: Oh I was just checking my email and wanted to share some things with you.
Me: OK, like what?
Mom: Well, did you know that Oregon is the only state where assisted suicide is legal?
Me: Yup, I did know that. They are constantly trying to outlaw it, though.
Mom: Did you also know that it is absolutely legal to have sex in public in Oregon?
Me: Mom!
Mom: No, really, you can do it right out in public and you won't get arrested.
Me: Well that's good to know for future reference, I guess.
Mom: Although the only reason it's legal is probably because nobody would ever want to have sex in public. It's always cold and raining there, isn't it?
Me: Uh huh.
Mom: Oh, and one more, this one is great. Did you know that Oregon is the #1 state if you're a chubby-chaser?
Me: (Laughing histerically) You are incredibly random today.
Mom: OK, that's all I got. How was your day? Oh, did I mention that they opened a new Starbucks by our house today?
Me: This explains a lot.

6 comments:

Orchid Lover said...

*on the floor laughing* ohhh mothers... aren't they the greatest? Although my mom wouldn't ever bring up where I could or could not have sex. It would be quite a day if she did though!

The Unprocessed Project said...

Sounds like mom is hopped up on coffee! So funny.

Mandy said...

okay, I'm feeling dumb, but what's a 'chubby chaser'. Is this something that I should know since I'm a PNW girl?

ab said...

Hi Mandy! A chubby chaser is typically a guy who prefers the company of the heavier variety of lady. But I suppose it could be applied to women who prefer heavier guys as well.

Unknown said...

I am so moving to oregon...the sex,the exceptance of all things chubby,it is paradise:)

Unknown said...

I guess I temporarily forgot how to spell acceptance...what is wrong with me...

oh well,as Ben would say F**K it!